Reddit

A popular website where people are way too angry pretty much all the time

“Did you hear there’s a Reddit page called ‘r/catsareassholes’ where people just talk about how much they hate cats? What is wrong with people...”

by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021

Reddit

Do not go there if you do not want to see autism in a website. I am being serious, reddit is THE ONE PLACE where autists go to fucking cry about children enjoying games.

omgomgogm ima post this on Reddit guyes for EZ Gg WIN KARmA!!!11!1

by Stoll447 September 27, 2021

Reddit

The only social media site in the world where you'll meet female 26 year old virgins drier than the Sahara desert claiming to be adults while having the emotional maturity of a 9 year old. The only company on the planet that claims free speech yet it's content policy is written by Adolf Hitler himself. The Faggot cousin of Facebook. The only company in the world that hires 9 year old data scientists to moderate a site where even neo nazis look like angels compared to Reddit. If Hitler would've won world war II Reddit is how society would look like. If you ever plan on joining Reddit please stick your finger in a live socket, cover yourself in leeches, and eat bleach for breakfast because you'll at least get your money's worth.

Hey are you a Redditor? Fuck no why would I ever go to a site that kills your IQ in less than an hour.

by RealDealJesus October 8, 2021

Reddit

if you have an IQ above 4 you won't go here!

Redditor: CoMe JoIn ReDdIt.
5 IQ man: No thats gay

by ICookCats October 10, 2021

Reddit

The best place to watch prn other than PnHb.

I went on Reddit last night. Not to look at news or anything.

by HHatss October 10, 2021

Reddit

The most poggers place on earth. Great memes awesome CUMmunity. But there are some rules:

No tiktok
No fortnite

No emojis
Worship keanu chungus
Yay reddit
Yay minecraft
Yay moai
Yay shrek
We think communism is funny
No furries
No instagram

Virgin 1: i like tiktok
Virgin 2: yeah! I love tiktok too! (Does stupid fortnite dance)
Sigma gigachad redditor: oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora! (Proceeds to destroy these stupid virgins)

by Iwilleatyourass69420 November 24, 2021

Reddit

A place where you can be you. It is not only for boomers like Facebook, you don't have to have an opinion they don't like like Twitter, they aren't mentally unstable like instagram. It is a place to have discourse with like minded rational people. Some people dislike reddit because they don't worship the spaghetti monster and believes in basic COVID restrictions (vaccine mandate, mask mandate etc.) urging people to follow the science. We make fun of Christians, Science deniers, Trumpers, and Twitter users. Not to mention our memes, they are wholesome and dark (we like to include 69 and 420).

User 1: I just got 10,000 karma on my post on r/atheism and 1,000 karma on r/politics! All the science deniers and spaghetti worshippers got downvoted, thankfully. I love Reddit.
User 2: Aw that's so cool man.

User 1: Wholesome 100

by 69420REDDITWHOLESOME February 1, 2022