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cornback rattler

A corn-riddled turd.
Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.
by Lugnuts February 12, 2014
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Saber Rattler

When a man is spooning with his lady in an aroused state, and she lets loose a fart impersonation of a motorcycle which rattles his twig and berries so violently that he experiences an involuntary orgasm.
My baby pulled the old Saber rattler on me while we were watching Gleaming the Cube and I had to change my shorts.
by Tacohead September 17, 2018
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ratal

ratal is the definition of something realy great by a french asshole!
"this sum is ratal"
"rataaaaaaaaaaal"
by kronito July 18, 2006
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rattlesnake

(1) ' n. Any of various poisonous American snakes, of genera Crotalus and Sistrurus, having a rattle at the end of its tail. ' -- Wiktionary

(2) According to Kurt Vonnegut, the rattlesnake is a creature so inimical to humankind that it makes you wonder about the vaunted benevolence of the Creator of the Universe.
EXAMPLE:

' Dwayne mimicked her cruelly in a falsetto voice . . . He looked about as pleasant and relaxed as a coiled rattlesnake now. It was his bad chemicals, of course, which were compelling him to look like that . . .

' The Creator of the Universe had put a rattle on its {the rattlesnake's} tail. The Creator had also given it front teeth which were hypodermic syringes filled with deadly poison.

' Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe. '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 159 - 160).
by Dinkum August 28, 2013
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ratface

1. A derogatory nickname used to describe someone who is utterly disgusting in appearance.

2. A combination of a person whose facial features closely resemble that of vermin, and whose skeletons are visible through their skin due to extensive drug abuse.

3. A trailer whore.
"Stupid-ass Randy fucked Ratface without a rubber, and crabs are in season."
by Cerb April 3, 2006
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Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.
"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"
by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006
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Corn Baked Rattle Snake

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.
1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work
by DanOfEdm April 5, 2006
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