total rando

1. Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing.
2. A strange person or thing you know nothing about.
3. A webcomic found on the internet. (www.totalrando.com)

Good party last night?
I can't remember, but there's a total rando asleep in my tub.

by Johnny-Utah February 15, 2017

uncle random

Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t

“The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random “

“Shut up you dumb cunt”

by Uncle Random January 6, 2019

cancer random

An unreputable individual

He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random

by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020

Mr.Random

As Mr. Random I do agree that I am quite stupid, it’s accurate

“You’re being very Mr.Random right now”

by Mr Random itself December 28, 2021

Randolph Ohio

A hick town in the middle of Northeast Ohio. Yep, that's about it.

Where do you live?
Randolph Ohio.
Never heard of it.

by Super.At.Masturbating February 21, 2011

Random Rapper

Pretty much any stupid, talentless, uneducated rapper who has nothing better to do than to shoot people, rape women, go to jail and do it all for publicity. They are interchangeable and look/sound similar to one another making it almost impossible to tell them apart. Usually the more crime they do, the more records they sell. Lyrics include extremely vulgar slang words, usually involving some sexual position or act.

Random Rapper is a disgrace to the music industry and should be banned from all media outlets.

Random Rapper is #1 on the Hot 100 once again.

Just choose a rap CD! They're all the same!

Random Rapper was arrested today for raping a 16 year old girl. He pleaded guilty and ended with "buy my album."

by JoM April 14, 2005

Random battles

Combats you usually engage on RPGs when you walk on the world map or a dungeon.
Usually annoying, but also a way to become godlike in the game by getting experience, money and items.

Yes, no one know why these random animals are carrying 148 gil and a magic fire ring, it will forever be a mistery.... (legendary frog)

by Darkish November 6, 2004