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This is Patrick!

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"
Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
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Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)
by Ninja number 26398704 August 30, 2009
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patriotic nigras

patriotic nigras

A group of losers who fuck around on Second Life making idiots of themselves for the lulz. (which is 'internet moron' for: "Hey look at me, I'm not funny but I want people to laugh anyway")

Think that "The penis is the funniest shit EVER brah!"

Their humor is shared by:

Trolls
13 year old boys
Drunks

*Drunk 13 year old boys seem to be immune.

Fail to realize that devoting time to trolling a game pretty much makes them the same as the people who play for real. Except PN just spends all their time pretending to be that clown from V for Vendetta.

Except, instead of a corrupt government, they're taking down a Sims MMO's player base.

And, instead of waging war through the invigoration of public social conscious, they make cartoon dicks fly around.
Good Job guys...

Oh and before you PN fanboys get too antsy and fill your virtual diapers with angry butt brownies,
PENIS!

There, you should be giggling now.
Go bounce this ball...
patriotic nigras? They're name is so edgy! I'm already offended because I'm a fuckin' nun! what do they do again? Troll Second Life? WTF is that?... ...WOW. They do this why exactly?...Oh yeah, they sure showed everyone who the losers are.
by esper777 May 15, 2009
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patrick stump

Vocalist and rhythm guitarist for Fall Out Boy. He has large sideburns. He wears glasses and hats most of the time.
Patrick sang so well at the show last night!
by clicheeeeeeee April 29, 2005
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Patrik

Perfection, the most handsomest cutest guy you will ever meet and is pretty smart and fit
You see a smart handsome guy from Slovakia with a cute lisp?
Got to be patrik
by Ooflordxi April 11, 2019
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Patrick Henry

What every 8th grader comes across in Social Studies.
"Give my liberty or give my death! BITCH"

Patrick Henry owns you all.
by chowman November 9, 2006
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Patrickcide

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.
Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.
by circushead January 16, 2007
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Patrick Leung

That asian guy with the hair.
"You know, Patrick Leung. The guy with the hair."
by The other not David May 1, 2010
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