puppet master

Jamming your arm up someone's ass (up to the elbow) until you can control their movement.

Don't make me go puppet master on you, bitch.

by stonr July 01, 2004

dirty puppet

when one takes of another's sock, shits in said sock, and puts it back on the owner's foot.

You son of a bitch, Pete. I can't believe you gave me a dirty puppet last night. I'm never gonna get the shit oout from between my toes.

by Mack Buckeye October 19, 2007

Dick Puppet

You do someone else's bidding, and pretend it's your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.

Glenn Beck is really just a dick puppet for the Koch brothers.

by BridgetObama December 04, 2010

ass puppet

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.

by Jackscolon September 16, 2003

Puppet Government

See: Iraq

Bush: The new Iraqi government is 100% legit. In no way does my corrupt administration control it behind the scenes. No sir! And Saddam's trial isn't a front designed to give the impression of Iraqi sovereignty! Not at all!

:snicker:

by Ninja Disaster July 02, 2004

nigger puppet

Cockney rhyming slang for a chicken nugget.

Also a small black child.

1)You calling that takeaway mate? Get me 8 nigger puppets and chips. Safe.

2) See that little nigglet back there? What a chicken nugget.

by Stefan Englebert March 04, 2008

ass puppet

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.

Honey grab me the scissors, I need to cut this dangling ass puppet.

by LocalHero June 02, 2005