pseudo-famous

Somebody famous for being famous.

Paris Hilton is pseudo-famous.

by Rhodoferax March 1, 2009

Psuedofriend

A "Friend" who constantly lets you down, never hangs out with you, never helps you with anything, never hits you up or bothers to visit or contact you in anyway shape or form.

A Psuedofriend will call you a friend, that's about it.

Note: a Psuedofriend is not a "Backstabber", The difference between a Backstabber is someone who's relationship intention with you, is to use you to their benefit, usually at your expense and nothing else. A psuedofriend has no interest in any type of relationship with you whatsoever, they may ask you for help, but won't hurt you in any way, however, even if you do help a psuedofriend, they won't bother to return the favor.

You: Hey let's play this game!
Psuedofriend: Later, I'm with my family right now.
Later comes,
You: Now?
Psuedofriend: I'm busy, sorrryyyyyyy

And it turns out they aren't really busy.
This behavior is repetitive, they will never comeback to you about your concerns.

Example 2:
Psuedofriend: Help me with my HW! lol
Friend: Sure.

Friend: Help me with my homeworkkk
Psuedofriend: Nooooooooo lol.

by Wofye May 15, 2013

psuedo step mom

A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.

"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."

by Woman of the year March 12, 2014

Psuedo Sex

Psuedo Sex is like normal sex but the guy has such a small penis

that the girl can barely feel it.

i tried to have sex with Fred last night. But it was it turned out to be psuedo sex. I'm not sure if his penis made it in.

by xXWEEDGOD420Xx September 17, 2017

psuedo neep

The wrong way to spell pseudo neep.

You babbiling bafoon, utter imbecile, Complete and utter retard, It's pseudo neep, not psuedo neep.

by ACBob July 5, 2019

Pseudofuzz

Any cars parked or abandoned in the median in a manner similar to speed traps; cars with ski-racks, bike-rikes, any motorcylces that get behind your car, and motorcyles in general approaching in the other lane---that cause immediate, brief anxiety and elevated hearbeat over what speed you're driving and trigger instant, involuntary foot braking.

I put on my brakes and spilled my coffee because I was overspeeding but it was just pseudofuzz.

by Kevin Jenkins July 13, 2007

Pseudo-China

Any place that appears to be Oriental in origin.

Dude, let's go to Pseudo-China.
Douche, I'm not in the mood for that damn Chinese restaurant again.

by Lord Satan Bambie Killfuck July 2, 2008