Harvard professors

Notorious for ducking people. Biggest cowards on the planet. Right Michael?

Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Professor BB

A discordian who goes to the gym 5 days a week, runs 35 km per week, does 4 sets of 30 reps of 75 kg on leg press but only squat 10kg for reps. Has a vocabulary of “uh huh” & “nuh uh” also watches cp casually.

“cp ain’t allat”
- Professor BB

by #1 BB fan January 21, 2024

PSM (professor soul mate)

A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.

« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »

by zelie3008 February 27, 2023

professor rawdogger

A person who exclusively rawdogs professors.

“It says “professor rawdogger” in his Tinder bio.”
“Swipe right!”

by rave vietnam April 13, 2022

Professor Nace

A college professor who is an infamously cool bastard. Notorious for making rhetoric great again. The rare species is only known to be found on the hill.

“Yo, did you see professor Nace in class?”
“Yea man, he’s such a mad bastard!”

by Nigerian Scammer April 17, 2024