Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

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Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying

Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily

by vbzy20 November 17, 2018

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Thermopylae Processing (Computing)

When a computing process is hung up on one process before it can continue towards the full range; all other processes are waiting for a single process to finish.

Nah, bro. I can't go to the park, and/or play soccer, and/or have myself a bronie party, till I finish cleaning my room. It's a 'Thermopylae processing (Computing)' structure. And those fine ladies dislike the low throughput...

by Old man Biff May 29, 2020

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dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

by QuacksO June 26, 2021

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D Procedure

D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.

Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.

by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022

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I7 processor

A name of an intel processor

OR

A autistic guy who is absolutely the bestest and most outrageous person on the planet, helps his friends out so much and is a good person

“I met I7 processor”
“BROO that’s so cool omg I wish I could meet them!”

by I7processor September 1, 2023

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