Poptart

A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo
That guy is such a poptart, stay away!
by Harrydingdong69 June 08, 2017
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Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.
Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
by _hunny_ December 14, 2018
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Poptart Effect

Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.

Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".
Person 1: "That movie was so bad, it's actually good."
Person 2: "Yup, confirmed Poptart Effect."
by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018
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minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 13, 2014
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Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl
That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"
by Mr. Candy man milakis February 12, 2011
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Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 27, 2022
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