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Poptart

Girl quietly doing there work: ......
Me: your such a poptart
Girl quietly doing there work: 🤨
by Cheeseball255 October 26, 2018
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Burkina Faso Poptart

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso
Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.
by popedick420 April 25, 2023
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Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013
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poptart ass niggas

Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.
"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon
by Huncho and Mon$tr February 7, 2019
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PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019
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poptart

I will eternally bow down to thy almighty poptart
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020
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Poptart

Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.
Nigga you a Poptart, nigga, you a Poptart, sweet in da middle!
by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011
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