by Cheeseball255 October 26, 2018

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso
Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.
by popedick420 April 25, 2023

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."
Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"
Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"
Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013

by Huncho and Mon$tr February 7, 2019

by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019

my religion
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.
by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011
