pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"

lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.

by owenthekid May 11, 2016

pool-anal

The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.

"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."

by YaBoyHunter May 29, 2015

milk pool

The ejaculation of one into his or someone else's bellybutton thus making a milk pool

Bro i totally milk pooled her last night.

by Milk Pool December 30, 2017

pool buzz

Excessively priced drinks consumed at a hotel/resort pool to maintain an appropriate state of intoxication.

That dinner was relatively inexpensive compared to our pool buzz today.

by N0npr0phet May 18, 2014

nigger pool

dirty pool (billiards).

That bastard hit the cue ball right behind his ball on purpose so I wouldn't have no shot. He plays nigger pool man.

by Chris " bitch booty licken" Parker April 22, 2006

Jordan Poole

This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks

"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"

"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."

by a to the k to the b March 2, 2022

douche pool

a person who has an overwhelming amount of douchiness. His or her douchiness is much too great for a single bag and the considerable amount in the bucket. This person thinks they're funny when in reality there not. They think that by being proper they're cool, but this really only bumbs there douchiness up a few hundred notches. This may be the highest existing and known stage of douchiness.

Why would you make fun of the way she walks, you do know she has a prosthetic leg, you freak'en douche pool!!!

by V.F Chunk October 17, 2010