scooter poof

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

by peasscoot April 24, 2015

cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.

by Michael Lynn Enck December 15, 2016

Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015

Poof baby

A baby that goes into a mother’s womb without having to do the Hankey Pankey

The Angel said to marry, ”Marry you are having a poof baby”

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 9, 2018

foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

by WelshDan October 2, 2018

aussie poofs

An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks

Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"

by Cyberdelic bozatron October 28, 2017

Boof poof

When you put nitrous in your asshole and then poof

Yo last night night I was so high I shoved a whip it up my ass and I boof poofed. Also I boof poofed your mom.

by Mike Huntisjew April 11, 2021