piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

piss polo by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

Water polo

The hardest and best sport in the world.

Period.

End of sentence.

If water polo was easy, it would be called football.

Water polo by alex t dd ddd July 27, 2009

Water Polo

NOT VOLLEYBALL. Most amazing sport EVER.
Nothing else to say.

The most amazing sport ever?
Football. No way.
Swim. BORING.
WATER POLO. THERE U GO.

Water Polo by Pololuvr December 15, 2010

water polo gods 

Gods that all water polo players worship when in trouble at games. This is a substitution for god if you aren't catholic.

tes- God that all set players worship if they are put in headlock, or about to get dunked.

eilaog- God that all goalies worship when getting scored on

sreylap dleif- God that all field players worship when they can't stick with their man or keep up with him.

hcneb on- God that all players on the bench worship when their team is loosing or in trouble

hunu hokku- God that the coach worships or prays too every night if their team sucks.

We were down by 4 at our water polo game when I was playing feild so I prayed to the water polo gods, sreylap dleif, and we ended up scoring 5 more goals by 3rd quarter

hunu hokku, my team sucks. please make them better.

water polo gods by lawltacos November 14, 2010

Water Polo

Super intense sport played by the toughest, and most mentally unstable athletes ever, who have no conscience in the pool and who believe that breathing is not required for life functions. Field players are fast and vicious. Goalies are often nicknamed "beasts". Suits are worn 4 sizes too small, so that they don't get pulled off during the game. It requires endurance, speed(ability to sprint when you are drowning), and excellent ball handling while being attacked. Must also have an extremely quick mind, to be able to visualize every possible play in under 2 seconds, and to make split second descisions when outnumbered 3 to 1.

Water polo players are identifiable by their chlorine hair, strong legs, and often their bigger-than-the-other shoulder.

1) Person: wow, how do you breathe in those tight suits? while being chased? and drowned?

Water polo player: what? oh, you get used to it :)

2) Person 1: Damn, is it just me, or are those girls' shoulders lopsided?
Person 2: oh, they must be water polo players

Water Polo by SeerSparks June 26, 2012

gay polo

The type of polo with two man on one horse.

That man has uspa on or gay polo

gay polo by Yeayouknow April 25, 2014

Drew Polo 

A ratchet spin off of water polo played in the pool of a backyard of a friends house named by a smooth brained kid with a large ego. The game is played with one goal being the pool wall and the other goal the bottom of a bench. After 5 goals by either team, the teams switch sides and the first to 10 goals wins. Anything goes, the weak don't survive in this game so you can't be a puss.

During the summer my friends and I love to play Drew Polo.
I am so good at Drew Polo; you should play with us next time.

Drew Polo by Jacked Josh April 8, 2021