The action of lying face-down, with you arms on your sides, in an obscure public place; usually a picture is taken. Made popular in Australia in 2011.
by Lionel Johnson III July 13, 2011
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James got arrested after planking on a police car. Dangerous plank.
Sarah thought it was a great idea to plank on top of a display at the grocery store. Until it came tumbling down. Unstable plank.
I saw this guy planking on top of a billboard on my way to work yesterday. Good one!
Sarah thought it was a great idea to plank on top of a display at the grocery store. Until it came tumbling down. Unstable plank.
I saw this guy planking on top of a billboard on my way to work yesterday. Good one!
by sevenfourone August 7, 2011
Get the Planking mug.Planking is a fad that involves people lying "like a plank" in various random places, such as on top of poles and on public transport. The aim is to be as creative as possible.
Planking began as an obscure fad in South Australia. It gained notority when a "planker" in Brisbane, Australia was intoxicated and planked on the side of a balcony, subsequently falling to his death.
Plankers are encouraged to be creative but safe.
Planking began as an obscure fad in South Australia. It gained notority when a "planker" in Brisbane, Australia was intoxicated and planked on the side of a balcony, subsequently falling to his death.
Plankers are encouraged to be creative but safe.
Girl: Did I show you the picture of the planker on the railway tracks?
Guy: Yeah, right after you showed me the pic of the host of the morning show planking on her couch.
Guy 1: Steve planked on a paint can on the weekend. You could see the mark on his stomach afterwards.
Guy 2: Bet he was drunk.
Guy: Yeah, right after you showed me the pic of the host of the morning show planking on her couch.
Guy 1: Steve planked on a paint can on the weekend. You could see the mark on his stomach afterwards.
Guy 2: Bet he was drunk.
by planker_brissy01 August 7, 2011
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Get the Planking mug.That mental urge you get after a hard day at work. Very similar to tickling the pickle but ultimately better.
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Get the a-plucking mug.A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.
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