Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

by JustFknDone September 14, 2018

Pleasant Ghetto

A lesser known name name for a neighborhood in unincorporated St. Louis County named Pleasant Hollow. Predominantly populated by African Americans or white trash, the area is known to be rough and full of drug dealers and gang bangers.

He lives in Pleasant Ghetto.

by princess hater April 25, 2011

Please respond

Used by either autistic nerds, or ironically by alphamales. Autistic nerds will commonly say "please respond" as a panic response when texting a girl who doesn't respond within 3 minutes.

Guy: "Hey"
Girl: "hi"
Guy: "I always had a crush on you since middle school, i just never had the courage to tell you. Do you want to hang out? I mean, I don't mind if you say no, but if you want to we can totally hang out. :)"
Guy: "hello?"
Guy: "Please respond"

Or used Ironically

Girl: "Heyyy"
Guy: "You should be an archaeologist"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Because I have a large bone to be examined"
Guy: "Please respond"
Girl: "hahaha okay ;)"

by Raz~ January 23, 2012

Phesant Fucker

A person who has sexual intercource with phesants.

Dave - You been fucking phesants again ?

Clive - Yeah, i just cant help it !!!

Dave - You're such a phesant fucker, you need help man !!!

by jh1983 September 23, 2009

please-drill

an extremely sexually attractive male

"He is a please-drill ... as in PLEASE drill me!"

by Meghan Santoro February 7, 2005

plea-mail

An e-mail written for the express purpose of asking for help in any way.

I'm in charge of this year's International Festival - guess it's time to send out a {plea-mail} and try to get some volunteers.

by taciatrue April 13, 2009

Pleasurable

The act of doing something or getting something that gives you pleasure.

Thank you for getting my stuff, you're so pleasurable

by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017