Phonicking

When someone you are with receives or makes a phone call, text, or email and you decide to check your own phone for the same.

I will be phonicking while you take that call.

by aerochik October 28, 2008

Phonicating

Mutual masturbation through FaceTime or another live communicative application.

I was phonicating with my girlfriend last night.

by ChefDerek84 September 30, 2016

hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.

Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.

by DocScratch December 13, 2021

phoniks

another word for crack.

"im hooked on phoniks"

by A lyssa November 10, 2007

phoniecall

its when you start laughing to yourself in public, and to cover it up you pretend that your on the phone, which usaully makes you laugh even harder

i couldnt stop laughing at the radio this morning, so i made a phoniecall to enjoy myself in rush hour traffic

by el solo t uno October 14, 2008

phonochondriac

A phonochondriac is a person who constantly thinks that something is wrong with their cellular phone, when in fact everything is working fine. They constantly come down to their cellular provider to ask a million questions about their phone, and get a dumb look from the associate helping them. If the associate fixes one of the "issues" with their phone, they just make another one up. The associate will have no choice but to do a warranty exchange to get them out of the store.

Customer: Something is wrong with my phone. The battery dies really fast.
Associate: It's only supposed to last that long.
Customer: Well it freezes on me also.
Associate: You have 50+ applications open.
Customer: It drops signal, and I hate this phone so much.
Associate: Let's just do a warranty exchange.
Associate to coworker: Man, what a phonochondriac I just had.

by HarveyBrown February 2, 2013

phonecation

When you take a vacation from your phone. Generally, it's 2 or more days.

I took a phonecation and now I'm a better person.

by ToastyToastedToast May 18, 2016