Tony got stuck in the shape of a pretzel while peyton manning his cock. He had to seek medical attention for a herniated disc in his neck.
by tony from the lido September 26, 2011
"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."
by Darth Wingender December 02, 2015
by DicklickMcGee January 07, 2016
Ryan Peyton is the smartest and most awesome person you will ever meet. You should be honored to know or even see him.
by Smart Guy (trust me) March 21, 2019
by Oopsksksksksksk October 10, 2019
A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
by The Inventor of April 12, 2011
A man, no god, who is basically jesus. he banged 50694 girls at a time and has tom brady on speed dial for butt raping. Peyton Manning did your mom. Yes you. YES, YOU, YOUR MOM AND PEYTON MANNING DID IT.
by Nick the greatest man aliiive. March 22, 2008