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Period

When a girl wants to kill herself
"Laura must be on her period. She looks ...:
by Lollipop84 November 28, 2018
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Periodical

When a girl is pmsing due to her-time-of-the-month.
Man, you must be periodical or something, because your acting really bitchy.
by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008
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Period

The kind of shit that women who aren't whores who get pregnant every ten minutes go through. i.e. spontaneous bleeding that comes out of a hole that we have been taught is very naughty and that we shouldn't touch it. Which in most cases causes severe pain in the belly area which causes most women to scream at passerby about how much their life sucks at the moment because mother nature is a bitch who can't get over herself and causes lesser people pain they don't deserve so she can get a good laugh every once in a while.

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The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.
Lena: "Are you on your period?"
Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS!"
Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?"

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This is a period. This is a new sentence.

Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.
by mike&ikes August 23, 2009
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DEADLY!!!!!!!!!!! Dont mess with me with my period biatch. ill slice your head open with a spoon and then use the spoon to eat icecream with.
by pseudonym May 28, 2004
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Period.

The morpheme added to an extensive line of bullshit to alter the meaning into an "alternative" fact.

Use the suffix -ically when the time frame of the fact is also "alternative".
-Melania loves Donald, not his money. Period.

-This guy is going to make America great again. Period.
by It is what it is. January 28, 2017
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Ah shit, I got my period now I can't do basically everything I wanted to do this week!
by WedgieInMaBooty February 22, 2017
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Period

A reward for a girl that hasn't gotten pregnant in the last 4 weeks.
by iForgottoflush April 8, 2016
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