pecan sandy

the most delicious and mostly beautiful coookie like frickin ever and its so good i eat so many wheni am baked its delicoius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat them alot

'mmm give me that pecan sandy man!'

by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrachel March 7, 2005

PCAT

This is ***NOT*** the PCAT that you might be thinking of (an ancient desktop computer; the immediate successor to the PCXT) -- no, a PCAT is a housecat who's apparent primary goal in life is to piss on anything and everything that it can: counters, cabinet doors, sinks, rugs & carpets, walls (esp. behind large planters), clothes, in open washing machines, etc.

Pronounced exactly like you would expect; like the phrase, "pee cat".

Get rid of that goddamn PCAT because it's pissing all over everything!

by Telephony May 16, 2016

peaton

Peaton is an arse hat good for nothing skidmark on society. When one encounters a Peaton, they are usually so repelled that they feel an instant urge to cut off his arms, then shove them so far up his arse that he kicks him self in his dirty, plagued, annoying, urinal smelling mouth.

You see that guy over there getting put in the bin and rolled into a fire?? He's a Peaton

by Martin Bella February 28, 2017

Pecan pie

Pronounced "pacon pie"

The pecan pie was delicious

by Daddybrandon November 22, 2018

penatration

a dick will penetrate a pussy

penatration

by fatty90skid October 20, 2019

re-re-peat

Pronounced: ree-ree-peet (verb) To say something that no one responds to, and then saying the same thing again, usually louder than before, in anticipation of a response. In reality, everyone heard you the first time, but they don't give a shit - that's why you were ignored. But you say the same thing again anyway, like a complete retard, and still get no response. That's because no one cares, dumbass. This idiot then typically changes the subject to try to alleviate the resulting awkward silence.

Retard: I just drank four shots and five beers, and then I took three bong hits!

*Awkward silence*

Retard: I JUST DRANK FOUR SHOTS AND FIVE BEERS, AND THEN I TOOK THREE BONG HITS!!!

*More awkward silence*

Retard: So... nice weather we're having...

Random guy: That dude totally just re-re-peated.

Random girl: He's such a re-re.

by ihateorangejuice April 7, 2011

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009