paycheck

looking so good, as if you spent your whole paycheck on the outfit.

GUUURLL, you be lookin SO paycheck.

Sara always looks so paycheck.

by ssnolantor December 12, 2010

Fat Patchies

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

Pumpkin Patching

The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.

I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.

by MykulComm October 12, 2013

Psychiatrist

A girl that gives great head, oral sex. She is known as a head doctor.

Man, That girl gives awesome BJ's, I swear she is a Psychiatrist.

by mystikkal December 18, 2009

psychic vampire

Basically, a term by which insecure freaks describe various other people, as a way of explaining depression and anxiety caused by their own insecurities. Characteristics of people prone to identify psychic vampires are:

1. Goths and other freakish ass-clowns who dress in black and think that writing bad poetry makes them "deep".

2. Insecure manic depressives who think that they couldn't possibly be depressed because they are worthless gits, therefore it must be those pesky "psychic vampires" again.

Person 1: Hey that guy is a real psychic vampire. I always feel drained and depressed when I'm around him.
Person 2: Perhaps it's time you got a life and stopped being a self-obsessed ass-goblin.
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Person 1: Help! The guy with me is a real psychic vampire!
Person 2: Hey, I didn't know you'd become a goth.
Person 1: Sure. Would you like to hear some bad poetry?

by Big Bad Mark January 25, 2005

psychiatrophobia

fear of visiting a psychiatrist.

If you want to overcome your depression, you must do away with your psychiatrophobia.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 30, 2014

psychic

someone who "has" the power to "talk to the dead" or to "see visions" or even "predict the future".

psychics, selling you hope at the low price of $499.99 a session

by specialshaman April 24, 2019