The Peterson

The act of making love to a women, then immediately afterward when asked if you love her and suddenly coming to the conclusion that you do not, respond with a short pause, a shake of the head, and a resounding yet quiet, "no" simultaneously breaking up with her... you then drive her home.

Justin pulled The Peterson on his girlfriend. The ride home was very awkward.

by Urban-Dick-Tionary September 23, 2009

Talia Paterson Sinco

Talia Paterson Sinco has about 50 wifeys

Hey Talia Paterson Sinco!!!
HEY WIFEYSSSS

by alakandel June 20, 2022

Peterson Mudhole

Puking in one’s vaginal cavity and using that for lubrication to fuck!

Did you see the Peterson Mudhole I pulled on Kam last Friday?

by PetersonPower November 12, 2020

adrian peterson'd

The act of a child getting their ass whooped by their parent for a petty reason.

Last week I was picking my daughter up from school, when another kid dropped his backpack on the ground and got totally Adrian Peterson'd by his dad.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 1, 2018

Jake Peterson

typically is around the height of 5'2, blonde hair, drives a blue dodge dart, and lowkey is a hypebeast

Person (Natalie): Did you see Jake Peterson today? Hes so sexy
Person 2: (Matt): nay boi im straight

by Big straight 112 October 25, 2018

Coyote Peterson

Is a savage and basically commits suicide to his arm but doesnt give a sh-.

"Yo Coyote Peterson is the most savage sh- out there"

by Lol you read my name June 9, 2020

Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson is a retired cartoonist, best known for creating "Calvin and Hobbes". He retired the strip to live a peaceful life of painting and such. He famously? was the subject of a song by Lemon Demon also entitled "Bill Watterson" in 2006 as a bonus track for his album Dinosaurchestra. It was later completed and put on the next album, View-Monster in 2008.

Bill Watterson, can’t you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don’t fear me.

by TheJeffShow September 24, 2021