straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

FAG PARADE

The definition is that someone is so gay that they're more gay than just one person...they're as gay as a whole parde of gays.

Dude you are such a fag parade

by TONY ASMAR September 26, 2006

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by Wood Hound December 1, 2013

parkapeen

Penis that is not circumsized so when it is not erect it appears to be in a parka.

He had a parkapeen, which was a first for me. My other boyfriends were circumsized.

by Parka Peen March 5, 2015

Finger parade

When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.

This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!

by Aprilshowers April 14, 2009

keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties

Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE

by RUNWAY August 10, 2009

Puke Parade

When some dumbass drinks too much at the party and pukes all over your house

"Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."

by BigBallsBert February 4, 2010