Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex
Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020
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No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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Hinsheri paradox

Named after the marketing guru:where a product you think is popular and everyone you know thinks it's popular, once stated,within a week it is taken off the shelves due to lack of sales.
Johnny:Wow. I love the new chocolate biscuits,everybody I know is buying them

One week later:
Jane: I see the hinsheri paradox is at work.your biscuits,you love so much have been discontinued.bummer dude
by Ash the flying kiwi January 07, 2019
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Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.
I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.
by Maxwell Harper September 17, 2015
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Limpafa Paradox

The Limpafa Paradox is a 21st century paradox, stating that the meaning of the word Limpafa has no meaning.
I understand what you mean, but it is like the Limpafa paradox.”
by Highiller February 02, 2022
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Pretzel Paradox

When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.
Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.
by Cadene20 April 26, 2019
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CK Paradox

When your bank/credit union/etc. charges you for not having enough money in your account. Named for the famous bit by stand-up comedian Louis CK.
"I ran into the CK Paradox today, after I paid my rent"
by NoMoney July 13, 2012
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