Perscopial Paradox

a. A paradoxical comment that defies all moral and logical ways of thinking,

b. A comment or response spoken in retaliation to a remark.

c. an awesome combination of two words.

thats a perscopial paradox right there!

by Darth Ada June 22, 2010

Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.

I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

Pretzel Paradox

When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.

Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.

by Cadene20 April 26, 2019

war paradox

the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out

have you ever heard of the war paradox

by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022

Gandhi paradox

Gandhi paradox is a phenomenon referring to nuclear Gandhi from Sid Meier's Civilization. This paradox can be described as Gandhi who is so peaceful as he reaches a negative value of non-aggressivity and starts attacking everyone.
In other words, something is so good/bad that it reaches the point where it turns opposite.

My life is like Gandhi paradox. The older I get as a child, the happier I was. But when I reached the top I suddenly turned into depressed sh*t.

by DARG0N May 31, 2021

CK Paradox

When your bank/credit union/etc. charges you for not having enough money in your account. Named for the famous bit by stand-up comedian Louis CK.

"I ran into the CK Paradox today, after I paid my rent"

by NoMoney July 13, 2012

Hunter's Paradox

The state whereby the resolution of a problem is impeded by the problem itself.

I can't figure out how to make the coffee machine work because I haven't had a coffee yet! Damn you, Hunter's Paradox!

by ratinox August 19, 2010