An animal with a big neck it's crazy as fuck and digs it's head into the ground whenever it gets scared. Lol...
by lolwhatamidoinghere December 21, 2019
Get the Ostrichmug. A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013
Get the Brown Ostrichmug. by Nichaelmelli August 24, 2021
Get the Ostrichmug. An ostrich is a gay, communist, neoliberal, white girl who is basic as fuck and often makes suicide jokes
by Tolerant Bigot January 2, 2019
Get the Ostrichmug. 1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.
Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!
Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!
Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!
Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!
Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!
by Taco Corp November 14, 2013
Get the curious ostrichmug. by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021
Get the Ostrichmug. A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.
by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015
Get the Ostrichmug.