looks orphan

When you are the only attractive person in your family.

Yeah basically I’m a looks orphan.

by Ericopolis August 12, 2019

Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".

Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.

by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020

lil_orphan

THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE. NO KIZZY BEST SONG IS PINE TREE LITTERALY BEST RAPPER.

Have you heard that lil_orphan song?
Yeah man its heat!

by lil_orphans manager April 9, 2021

National Orphan Day

October 25th is officially known as National Orphan Day.

National Orphan Day:
Famous People:
1. Jayden C Batts
2. Katy Perry
3. Pablo Picasso
4. Brian Kelly
5. Bob Knight

by FlahPeanuts June 2, 2022

Half orphan

The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.

Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan

by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023

bingo orphan

Children who get left at home while the parents go play bingo all the time.

“Look at those bingo orphans.”

“Poor kids are turning into bingo orphans.”

by Larson Peter November 1, 2023

Lil orphan a hole

A name Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg was called in the musical "Ride The Cyclone" by Mischa Bachinski.

"Well why don't you text your fiancee?:

"I told you there is no Wi-Fi, lil orphan a hole..."

by anonymous July 17, 2024