Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.
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Ken Doll Situation

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)
Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
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Self Inflicted Situation

An event or happening of regrettable proportions.

Also knows as S.I.S.
I know man, that was definitely a self inflicted situation.
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Igor (2008) situation

When you revisit something beloved from your childhood that you have nostalgia for and discover it was actually terrible.
I can't believe how bad this is, I used to love it as a kid! Total Igor (2008) situation.
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check mate situation

A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.
Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.
by tamUHra November 1, 2011
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Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....
It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.
by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008
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When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off
Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!
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