Lawn Mower

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.

Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.

by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019

Lawn mower

Cuts grass very fast

I am using a lawn mower to write this sentence

by Poop ostrich June 02, 2017

sloppy lawn

When an unshaven females genitalia has been ejaculated upon.

"My girl has the best sloppy lawn"

by TitsTami May 23, 2014

Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement

Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again

by Yaasfag February 06, 2020

lawn mowed

when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.

guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard

girl: omg yes

by SwimmerDude3 October 29, 2020

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout September 02, 2015

The Nothing Lawn

It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.

"I call the Nothing Lawn!!"

by BisexualBroccoli October 25, 2020