Scirocco Pods

Little poo particles entangled in your bum hair

She doesn’t wipe her bum! I think she’s got scirocco pods

by Sergeant Cosby February 24, 2021

Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

by crack June 26, 2009

snuggle pod

A place where babies get to snuggle in a pod of beans

Look at that baby! She is totes chill in her snuggle pod!

by Urban Buzz October 6, 2016

Pod Stealthing

When your making with someone and you sneak a tide pod into their slightly opened mouth

I need to stop pod stealthing, this is the third guy who I sent to the hospital this week.

by Basketball game tomorrow January 28, 2018

Fuck Pod

A group of 4 or more fuckboys

“Ew look at that huge Fuck Pod!”

by LindaD69 August 12, 2018

pod slap

A forceful slap with the palm of one's hand aimed at a malfunctioning Ipod with the hopes of electronic resurrection. The slap can be landed either full frontal or laterally and should not be confused with a pimp slap or a banana slap.

When the groove killer at the Apple store told me that my Ipod needed a new hard drive, I pod slapped it and booyah, my music started flowin' and everything was groovetastic.

by 74ghia April 25, 2006

mock pod

An mp3 player that is not an Apple iPod.

Jane could not afford an Apple iPod so she bought a sony mock pod instead for half the price.

by Justin Peter September 20, 2007