Tide Pods

A tasty snack that helps with all your problem, commonly found in the cleaning section.

I wanna die, anyone got a tide pods?

by crybabybitchh February 5, 2018

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Ghetto Pod

A group of 2 or more wannabes who walk around trying to be cool, when in fact, they're posers. These groups can range from any size to any nationality. It can mostly be used to describe anyone who listens to rap and tries to dress the part, but is not, in fact, a rapper or hip-hop artist themselves. Pods usually contain between 4-6 people, but can be any size. The people can usually be identified by chains, very low-sagging pants, and hats turned sideways. They were referenced (though not by name) in the song "Pants on the Ground".

Chris: Dude, what's up with all these posers?
Me: They move in packs.
Chris: Yeah. Just a big ghetto pods.

by Makuta_Tobi October 23, 2011

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Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

by crack June 26, 2009

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Scirocco Pods

Little poo particles entangled in your bum hair

She doesn’t wipe her bum! I think she’s got scirocco pods

by Sergeant Cosby February 24, 2021

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Tide Pods

Tide Pods are made to wash dirty clothes. There has been a recent spike in popularity for them for the infamous Meme around it. The meme is where you say you want to eat it. The meme has even gotten to the point where people die from digesting a bleach-filled packet.

Don't eat Tide Pods they can kill you.

by Millenidumb February 2, 2018

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