Is when you put two slices of french toast between a girl ass and put cinnamon on your member and pound the French out of a French girl
I saw this broad the other day and gave her the meanest French patty of her life and she ask to marry me on the spot. Gets em every time
by A French tickler May 8, 2018
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A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
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A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013
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Get the Patty Melt mug.The boy was nothing but a Poopdeck Patty to the rest of the guys at the leather bar. Arrrggg., there she blows!
by Big Taint Atl August 14, 2008
Get the Poopdeck Patty mug.A rager that has at least one Patty in attendance, preferably two or more. At least one person must hit EPstatus, which consists of the following: not being able to stand/walk, peeing in bushes, collapsing to the ground, or randomly stripping.
I got slammed at the patty party last night.
Did you see that girl at the patty party? She was so EPstatus she was peeing in bushes.
Did you see that girl at the patty party? She was so EPstatus she was peeing in bushes.
by patdaddy December 31, 2011
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