the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
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Get the gear diary mug.A: So did you go with that hot chick I saw you with the other night?
B: She gave me some pretty good gear, I must say.
A: Nice.
She was giving gear to two guys at once, the slut.
B: She gave me some pretty good gear, I must say.
A: Nice.
She was giving gear to two guys at once, the slut.
by PurpleJazz January 4, 2008
Get the giving gear mug.One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.
"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008
by FreeTrader1 October 11, 2008
Get the gear-happy mug.A redneck who's greatest aspiration in life is to dig to china by doing a burnout in his yard. Gear grinders can often be found drinking Red Bull, slamming beers, and listening to David Allen Coe. Gear grinders worship engine noise and often have so much horsepower they leave half their tires on the road. Gear grinders love trucks, big tires, and unnecessarily high suspension. A gear grinder is at home in the mud but will cause as much trouble on the road as they will off it.
A truck driver that wins the lottery will inevitably quit his job to become a full time gear grinder.
Gear grinders speak an unintelligible mix of drunk redneck and gibberish.
Gear grinders are often found in the Deep South especially Texas, Alabama, and North Carolina. Gear grinders rarely venture north where they will be criticized for flying confederate flags but they have been spotted as far north as the farming areas of Maryland.
A truck driver that wins the lottery will inevitably quit his job to become a full time gear grinder.
Gear grinders speak an unintelligible mix of drunk redneck and gibberish.
Gear grinders are often found in the Deep South especially Texas, Alabama, and North Carolina. Gear grinders rarely venture north where they will be criticized for flying confederate flags but they have been spotted as far north as the farming areas of Maryland.
*At the local gas station
Gear Grinder - "grab me up packa smokes a cuppla buds and some shells for ma 12 gauge"
Gas station employee - "Can I see your ID?"
Gear Grinder - "I musta left da-gon thang in ma truck"
Gas station employee - "that'll be $22.50"
Gear Grinder - "grab me up packa smokes a cuppla buds and some shells for ma 12 gauge"
Gas station employee - "Can I see your ID?"
Gear Grinder - "I musta left da-gon thang in ma truck"
Gas station employee - "that'll be $22.50"
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Get the cutting gear mug.Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)
McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.
Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR
Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR
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