Email Numbness

The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received.

Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.

by TrueWillis February 01, 2011

numb love

When you sit on your hand till it is numb then masterbate. It feels like someone else's hand.

Man i havent had sex in days i am going home for some numb love.

by Dougsda1 July 06, 2017

Comfortably numb

Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?

I have become comfortably numb

by Pinkfloydfan56 March 14, 2024

Comfortably Numb

No emo poseur is safe from this holy song.

Emo poser: "Dude...I'm crying 'cause Taking Back Sunday is so good..."
Me: "Nice opinion. Sadly, youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk"

Yes, that is the YouTube Topics video for Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

by 7568ino December 28, 2023

Numb the bud

When a girl sucks your dick.

During the movie, Sylvia started to "numb the bud".

by Con Rad November 17, 2008

Numb Bum

The numbness in your anus after having anal sex for the first time.

I woke up with numb bum after last night's party... guess that means I'm gay.

by DerpSirsAlot August 30, 2015

numb

When you tie a rubber band around a body part SO GOD DAMN TIGHT that your arm falls asleep.

Barry: Wow, Todd! Your head is numb!
Todd: *mmmffh* (gasps for air)
Barry: Todd, are you OK!?
Todd: ... (Todd has gone still).

by CBOY527 December 10, 2019