Nonastinator

A person that always find an excuse to not do any type of work, None is done. Also known as Aleris sindrome.

can you mow the lawn? NO right now I'm Nonastinator for the moment.

by Hcenteno May 22, 2020

Nonaconda

A very small dick or in other words a micropenis

Mary: I heard John’s got a huge dick
Greg: I’ve seen it before, total nonaconda

by TMercutioF February 14, 2021

Nonanon

The fervent disbelief in ANY theory that disagrees with one's own personal assumptions, regardless of historical records, proven facts, or modern-day scientific research.

Don't expect Jack to understand -- he's a Nonanonist.

by Memanon March 7, 2021

Nonfie

A people of 9 Group Selfies.

A picture of Nonfie online

by Pen Cocjin March 12, 2021

nonferrous snapper

When a woman is on her period with lack of food and sufficient water for a couple of days and is too weak to continue her journey as a person illegally entering the United States. Lack of iron causes a non ferrous snapper.

We were hunting for a group of illegal aliens and I met a woman who was in a weakened state. Upon learning she not eaten or drink sufficient water, I got her some food and water. She said she was on her period, and I told her to keep her nonferrous snapper out of the desert.

by Tonkchaser April 8, 2021

NinFatality

Stealer of innercore bitches and executioner of land whales. unfunny as fuck but clutches events and clutches in the bed.

Damn look it's NinFatality. he gonna clutch the ei event doe???

by Official TLR/Innercore Archive April 22, 2021

Nofaphobia

The fear of notifications.

Person 1 I hate these notifications I'm getting! I'm turning these stupid things off.
Person 2 Dude, I think you have nofaphobia.

by I simp for mr krabs April 23, 2021