Noah is a somewhat overweight guy that causes everyone to pronounce his name by saying every syllable. He's also comedic at times, but only depending on the situation. Girls often like him, but he doesn't know it due to lack of self confidence.
by Uwould222 October 23, 2012
Get the Noahmug. The only name in any language on earth the is universally accepted as the person being a complete waste of space
by Peachytree February 10, 2019
Get the noahmug. Noah is pretty gay has a Xbox and gets grounded alot, he is 11 and sucks at fortnite a guy that likes someone name Sarah and he so gay
by qwerty19 May 30, 2019
Get the noahmug. A person who is a Boomer and likes kids too much. This person also likes to follow people home and peer through their windows,
by Noah Roscoe December 10, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by anonymous May 11, 2021
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is normally the smartest person you'll probably ever know. He usually loves memes, games, shows, and history. He is normally brutally honest and can be upset easily if you make a shitty move, but is very forgiving. He attracts most girls who aren't assholes with his jokes, But most people look ag him as an outcast just like him and his friends. A Noah is usually a great leader who can overcome anything. He and his outcast friends will probably save your ass someday and it might be very unexpected. Noah and most of his friends are pretty chill and funny, looked at as outcast by the "popular" assholes, and can kick ass. He normally will have a righthand man who is his best friend who is very loyal, can kick ass, and acts quiet when alone. Most of his friends like memes, and video games. Noah means "Rest" in hebrew, Most Noah's rest all the time during their spare time. Most Noah's learn things very fast through books, memes, shows, movies and comics. They normally hate Normies and hate people who are full of themselves, Although some of his friends are full of themselves. Noah's are usually destined as leaders or will have very nice jobs. Noah's normally end up living a bizarre life, same with most of his friends.
"Cool" Kid 1: Fuck it's a stupid Noah! Noah is too smart for me! So you guys better act like dicks to him or I'll stop being your friend.
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?
Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.
Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?
Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.
Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?
by adherence1000 December 29, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a charming yet seductive young man. He is very a confident person but will make a fool out of himself to protect those he is close to. His favorite color is yellow, which perfectly conveys his outgoing and sweet personality. If prompted, he will wear a wedding dress and marry multiple people at the same time in order to keep his relationships alive. He is good at baseball, basketball and bowling but will still lose no matter how hard he tries. His passions include music, deep throating chickens and being carried in Fortnite. Overall, Noah is one of the kindest and most handsome people you will ever meet and if you find one, don’t let him go. But don’t let him grow out his hair too long or it’ll end up looking like the floor of a hair salon.
by WhatTheHellNoah December 25, 2021
Get the Noahmug.