Blue Tape

A term used to express the ratio of service offered in an Emergency or Medical Ward versus the quantity of seemingly available staff. Often considered to be greater in truth when expressed as the inverse of the service to staff ratio.

Exhasperated patient: "I haven't seen this much blue tape since season six of ER!"

by Gomiboy September 28, 2009

Trump Tape

Any recording that exposes a public figure for admitting to sexual assault.

There is no trump tape of Bill Clinton.

by therearetwocolorsinmyhead October 10, 2016

duck tape

Other way to say duct tape. Originated from military use, as it was water repellant (like a duck, get it?), as apposed to civilian use on airducts. Also the the brandname of MANCO brand ducttape.

"i got rolls of duck tape in 18 different colors and i aint afraid to use em'

by the lightguy June 2, 2004

duct tape

duct tape the 8th wonder of the world n fixes everything n everything n is great for makein bags, clothes, cell phone covers, etc...

Duct tape is the best invention ever!

by duct tape gurl August 16, 2005

Tape Job

The act of one wraping duct tape(sticky side up of course) around ones hand or hands and performing what is known as a hand job. Although pleasurable beaware that this might cause a bleeding and burning sensation to the penis.

-Hey Max, did you jsut get a tape job from Jordan?
-Yeah man, and my dick still on fire.

by Max and Jordan November 16, 2006

tweeker tape

Is a simple roll of tape. usually duck. That(in the hands of a tweeker) magicaly becomes the quick fix salution to anything from, a upulstery patch to a substitute for tie downs, when picking up the couch and stuff that was found sitting by the dumpster.

The fridge has no arm on the bottom of the door, grab me a curtain rod and the tweeker tape. I will fix it.

Can You believe it, Mike used the tweeker tape to pin up his bumper after the wreck.

by jrsbabe March 10, 2010

Dick Tape

Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."

Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."

by Horpel Krufkin October 1, 2016