pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

Bench press

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.

Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof

by ™One December 4, 2018

Bert Press

Doing 1/4th range of motion bench press with inverted bar path. This targets the rotator cuffs and strengthens them so you will have rotator cuffs of steel. This also targets the lockout portion of the bench press, since alot of people struggle locking out the weight.

Yo, look at that guy he is bert pressing 160kg, what an animal. He says he takes steroids, but i bet he is fake enhanced.

by Bert Press May 30, 2023

gutenburg press

When a guy writes his name backwards on his fully erect penis, winds up, and slaps it accross any surface of the females body leaving his name contact printed on her.

"Dude, bro!!! I was with Jackie last night! We were both hammered! I saw a marker on her night stand and gave her the ole' Gutenburg Press!!!

by Givitoer September 6, 2015

hatteras press

The push ups you do to make your arm muscles flare before spending the day on the tank-top on a Hatteras in the Hamptons

Jason pumped out 50 Hatteras Presses so his pythons would pop for the ladies on the boat

by hansy f August 22, 2014

Schizo-Pressed

Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.

"Bro's getting Schizo-Pressed, nobody was even talking to him" Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.

by Chodejuicer87 August 3, 2023