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Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.
Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.
by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024
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Peasant

"Ali"
- Have you seen Ali today?
= Do you mean Peasant?
- Yes
by rach000 March 28, 2025
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Peasant Bits

I’ve had my fill of Doritos, would you like the peasant bits
by Lukeswjones April 21, 2018
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toe peasant

A dog or person who enjoys licking toes
My dog is a toe peasant. He enjoys licking my toes.
by Jgo95 November 19, 2023
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The Peasant

when you cum into someone’s hand and they drink it like water in their palm
I did the peasant with my girl last night
by quanrae February 17, 2019
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Sigma Peasant

A highly focussed introveted version of the Sigma Male
he might not look like a chad
but he is surtently a giga chad of inteligence
he will fight hi oponents with a rock and still go through their medieval armour
most of all
the Sigma Peasant is always quick with his thoughts
if you try to roast him
he will respond faster than you can get to laugh of your own joke
there is only one of his speciece
but soon
there might come more
he will make sure you get anything you want
he is a true gentleman
he might not have many friends
but he is surtenly trustworthy
he will help you get that fat +K/D in any competitive game
one thing you cant do to him
is comanding him
he will not accept simpletons such as Betas, alphas and others
he will do things for you in return of a friendship
and sigma peasant is not single
he is full of asian girls around him
"damn is that guy helping tommy play cod?"
"yeah, he is such a Sigma Peasant"
by Asian Tigh lover May 17, 2022
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Peasants

A group of people who have no real wealth, and have no income from real wealth ie. Can't afford to buy land, can't afford to build rental units on that land.
Plutocrat #1 says "all the peasants are so disgustingly poor"

Plutocrat #2 says "I wouldn't be rich if it wasn't for the all the peasants"

Plutocrat #3 says "Look at that hot peasant, I can buy some of that for cheap"

Plutocrat #4 says "If that wasn't a peasant, you wouldn't have a chance at getting some"
by NoOneYouKnowNow December 8, 2021
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