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Black note

Its basically bad news, a death note or a price tag on someones head.
Harrison: Hey buddy, you got a black note.
Jackson: Ahh no I just got off the hook!
Harrrison: Well, see ya in Mexico!

(If you'll make it that far...)
by [DeathNote] June 5, 2009
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Death Note

Among us in real life.

Full of gay men trying to find out who's the serial killer.

Cast consists of a bad posture (because he is holding that 11 inch monster cock) scoliosis but yet hella sexy emo detective who hasn't slept in fucking years with a sweet tooth, Justin beiber (big shlong edition) raging gay with a god complex who finds a death note and kills criminals with it.

I'm sure Light Yagami was prolly making fun of L for being british behind his back.. chewsday innit!

Stan Ryuk
Person 1// Damn.. I LOVE Death Note
Person 2// Fr man, that show was hella good

Person 1// I hate Near
Person 2// Fuck off.
by STAN GON FREECCS April 23, 2021
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Wanker notes

The contents of a porn magazine
Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"
by Øystein72 April 23, 2008
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crib notes

Notes written on the hand, arm, or leg to assist in cheating on quizzes and exams.
I couldn't remember the formula so I made a crib note on my left forearm.
by Bart Simpson April 30, 2004
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spark noting

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.
Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.
by fbrueogfwborudjc May 18, 2009
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dick notes

Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.
Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis
by Dicknotes January 27, 2015
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post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008
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