Auto-Cornholio

The act of eating your own ass, after you achieve the legendary achievement of auto-felatio.

I have grown tired of sucking my own dick, and am now teaching myself auto-cornholio.

by Mike Migger April 4, 2020

auto-lube

The female version of pitching a tent.

Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.

by Smol Wunder February 2, 2020

Auto immune

Someone who tragically does not understand the appeal of sexy, fast cars.

I love the new BMW convertible but my husband is Auto Immune and drives a boring SUV.

by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021

Auto cussrect

To change your words when you accidently cuss in front of someone who will get you in trouble for it.

Dude, Melony totally just auto cussrected herself when she saw Mr. Ferb behind her!

Me: Oh FU...
*sees teacher*
Me: ...dge

Milly: oh shit...
*sees parent*
Milly:shittake mushrooms...

by squimphy July 9, 2011

Auto Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of one's own cock.

Fuck me this Nicholas Cage film is shit.
Coke - check!
Cock - double check!
It's auto snockling time!

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

auto correct

it works when you don't want it to, and it doesn't when you actually want to use it.

oh boy, I hat auto correct!

by weaboo_scum May 17, 2015

Auto Replier

A soundboard, but rather than sound for messages. Easy to use if you are bored of replying to friends' messages non-stop! Program in different answers and click to use that answer. An example of an automated reply is XD XD XD - very flexible and a personal favorite of mine!

Is that annoying guy Dan messaging me again? Uh, I'll just use my auto replier.

by BlueWalker123 March 13, 2022