Netflix and Chill

When you go to your partner's house and watch netflix which then escalates to sexual activities, all while netflix is still playing in the background

"I went round Carter's house for netflix and chill last night"
"What did you watch?"
"We didn't watch anything.."

by calumsnike October 10, 2015

Netflix and Jill

When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.

As Ryan stared into his television screen he realized that this Netflix and Jill session would end more quickly than he anticipated.

Toward the end of Drew's Netflix and Jill session he realized that he ruined a good pair of socks

by Little Guy RyRy December 22, 2015

Netflix Roulette

Selecting a movie from your Netflix queue at random, and watching it regardless of the result. This works best with the instant streaming feature on an XBox or PS3, where holding a button can shuffle past titles at a rapid rate, but is also possible on a home computer or even by mail.

A: I can't decide what to watch. Wanna go with Netflix Roulette?

B: Yeah, sure, I guess. Just hold the right trigger and see what it lands on--

A: Oh cool, something called Human Centipede. I wonder what it's about?

B: Let's find out!

by President Warren G. Harding April 18, 2011

netflix and goodnight

when you have someone hot with you and you go straight to bed.

girl-hey
rudan-goodnight
(rudan says netflix and goodnight in his hwad over and over )

by ydnugre_onalletsac April 8, 2016

netflix and dill

When a girl is watching netflix by herself while masturbatig with a dill pickle

Girl: I love to Netflix and dill

by Haabel September 10, 2016

Netflix and Krill

Like the original, but with whales.

Whale 1: Bleeeearrrgghhhh
Whale 2: Blooooosssshhhh
Whale 3: Anyone up for some Netflix and Krill?
Whale 2: Fuck off mate I'm tryna be a whale

by Mystic Master May 28, 2018

Netflix Flirt

Netflix flirt is when you devote all of your attention to the TV. Then, when the show is hooked, you slowly begin to look elsewhere (like candy crush on your phone). Your tv begins to ask "are you still watching?" And your like "dude, get off my back, I have other stuff going on."

I know your dating life isn't going well but that doesn't mean you have to be a Netflix Flirt

by RiannnnEliz November 28, 2016