most amazing person youll ever meet. shes so beautiful and that just lights up the whole entire world. shes a great cuddler and shes short. even tho she can be annoying at times ill always love her cause shes MY BABY! btw she has a really cute pupper(js). this girl is my absolute everything and is probably why I'm still alive.
This might be a little risky but would you do me the great honor of having you, Jade Nelson, as my girlfriend?
by ppeanut butter May 29, 2018
Get the Jade Nelson mug.When a person describes something in a literal context using words that are dated, not real, or otherwise make no sense.
a.
Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment
b.
StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment
b.
StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023
Get the Nelson Moment mug.The act of a person erotically whispering into the ear of another before slowly moving down to breathe gently on the recipient's genitals.
Joe was feeling lonely in the hospital the other day, so the doctor ordered a Pearl Nelson from nurse Betty.
by BilboBagginkins March 2, 2023
Get the Pearl Nelson mug.A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
by Masterg1 November 9, 2023
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Get the nerdy nelson mug.1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.
by L@mi@ February 5, 2021
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by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003
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