Neich

The Arabic word for FUCK (noun). However, it is not often used as the word fuck in english is used e.g. when shouting "fuck" if you are angry.

Neich is pronounced with 'ch' in Iraq and the other gulf countries; however, in Egypt, Jordan, Syria and south Africa, it is pronounced with 'k' i.e. neik

The verb is "Aneech" which means (I fuck):
Aneechaq/ Aneechak --> I fuck you (used for men) which means I will kick your ass (it doesn't mean literally that I will have sex with you)
Aneechich, Aneechik--> I fuck you (used for women) and it means (I will have sex with you)

Notice that when you say it to a man you say :"Aneechak" ends with "-ak"; while when you say it for a woman, you say "Aneechik or Aneechich" with "-ik" or "-ich" where in Iraq and some of the gulf countries they use "ich" and in other countries, they use"-ik"

hatha neich (english meaning: this is neich)
Ali!! Wallah Aneechak (english meaning: Ali!! I swear to God, I will fuck you)

by M3S0P0T4M1C4 January 11, 2008

Neigh Neigh

A blonde cat with a Swedish name. EVERYONE LOVES NEIGH NEIGH

Lizey: "Did you just see that Neigh Neigh?"

Jin Jens: "No."

by JINJENS April 10, 2011

neighbours

The best soap ever. in england it is aired on the bbc twice a day, and as well as covering some really deep and emotional storylines (custody battles, alcoholism, divorce etc) it has a really good blend of humour (tango lessons, lou and harold, fashion for the over-45's etc) as well as taking the mick out of soaps in general (recently, libby and susan got addicted to a brazilian soap, libby ended up sleeping with an actor guy from it (alessandro cortezzzzzzzzz)and then left, so lyn had to break the news in a bizzarly over-soapy manner 'she was orphaned as a child, had to fend for herself on a desert island, and has a condition where she goes mad'... fantastic).

You have to watch neighbours, because it is uber-fantastich!!

wots the haps in neighbours? its crazy an makin me cry

by theuniqueme February 16, 2005

neighbour

The correct (and original) spelling of the word Americans spell as neighbor

Have you met your neighbour yet?

by TimB September 5, 2005

Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy

A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy is usually a random person, who is now dead, that nobody can be bothered picking up.
The Dead Guy will, after a number of weeks, become a member of that society despite his obvious death and putrid stench.
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy's history can only be assumed by locals, and a main conclusion drawn between citizens is that they are drifters scalped for their body parts which usually explains the entrails often hanging out of the Dead Guy's face.

Roger: "Darn, I love not doing anything morally correct in society! Oh hello, Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy!"
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy: "..."

Patricia: "Doesn't anyone think we should pick him up? Give him a burial service? Some sort of recognition?"
Constable Williams: "Haha, Patricia, you make me laugh. He's the Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy, and thats all the recognition he deserves."

by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009

your next door neighbors goat

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.

Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

by bigwillyp January 27, 2010

Happy Neighbor

To have sex with your girl by the window and half way through switch with your neighbor without her noticing, running outside the house and looking into the window and waiving at your girl.

Miguel: My girl was suprised when she saw me waiving at her from outside the window.

Mike: Yeah, we totally pulled a Happy Neighbor on her.

by Doc Rigger July 28, 2010