Punched Mung

To have sex with a girl with a stank ass, dirty pussy.

I went out with that THOT and punched mung.

If you like punched mung, pick up a prostitute in this town.

I was with your sister last night. Wow talk about punched mung.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Mung board

A mythical board that is supposedly designed for use when one goes to mung. (It's great for absurd substitutions in just about any Beach boys songs about surf boards.)

Wax up the mung board and let's drive to the cemetary.

by JohnK May 22, 2005

Chunnel-Mung

A combination of the words chunnel and mung, origins reaching back to the mid 2000's. A chunnel-mung consists of a cadaver with a plastic clear tube leading out of it's anus into another (very much alive) persons mouth. Once everything is in place, the living person then stomps on the dead persons stomach, eating the resulting liquids/fecal matter shooting into their mouth via tube action.

Lets get together and chunnel-mung this weekend.
I am the Emperor of the Mung dynasty.

I am the governor of the province of Chunn-el.

by roberta flackjacket February 3, 2010

cottage mung

Cottage mung is a cheese curd product with a mild flavor. The curd is usually washed to remove acidity giving sweet curd mung. It is eaten in salads, with fruit, and with fruit puree. Cottage mung is a favorite food among bodybuilders for its high content of protein while being relatively low in fat.

My great aunt fixed me a delicious bowl of cottage mung with sliced pears.

by wilcod February 8, 2008

mung rag

The stiff and unwashed towel in the corner or under the bed that one keeps hidden from guests. It is used to wipe up the ejaculate after rubbing one out in the privacy of your bedroom. It is often left out for months on end.

After I logged off of thehun, I cleaned up with my mung rag, dropped it behind the bed and decided to get ready for work.

by BunEsabos September 3, 2006

mung donor

A mung donor is one who declares, in their will, that their body (after death) will be used for the purposes of munging. This is often done for the financial gain of a specific church or charity, or just because they like the idea of it.

My Uncle Harry was a mung donor, he gets munged every Friday.

by stia-styles July 29, 2007

Mung-nation

1.) A term used when a guy sleeps with a nasty girl and does sick sexual acts with her.

2.) A nation or nation-state who's nation past-time involves munging.

He went all mung-nation on her last night.

by Cowboyfennik July 31, 2008