carpet muncher

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women

Katie is a carpet muncher

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

noodle munchers

people of chinese origin

Ste-' we fancy a chinese for tea,
Lise- 'you fucking noodle munchers'

by noodle munching mam February 27, 2011

curry muncher

is an insult to a person who is indian.

eahh that guy is a fucken curry muncher, fucken b.o armpits.

by J.Kickz February 17, 2004

Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008

Muncher

Muncher, Munch, Munches, Munchers. An individual or group of homosexual nature (male or female). A shortened term stemming from phrases such as "carpet muncher (reffering to lesbians)" And "Pillow munchers - referring to homosexual men".

During pride week the street was full of munchers. That dude was wearing the tightest shirt without sleeves bro....I think he's a munch.

by Specialist July 3, 2004

flubber muncher

one who is extremely attracted to human beings or animals of the obese species. they are struck by lust when in plain sight of flubber. normally can be found creeping at your local fast food restaurant.

Dude, did you hear about Tyrell?" "No, what about him?" "He's a totallllll flubber muncher!" "No way!" "Yeah dude! I totally saw him mackin' on some grenade at McDonalds!

by dandan&shanaynay April 21, 2011

munchenomics

the price you pay for going down on someone

“She bought me breakfast this morning, I guess the munchenomics were in my favor”

by prof.bet March 26, 2023