There is fire on the mountain

There is trouble.

Philomena: My sister....(takes a breath).. there is fire on the mountain!”
Hassanatu:” What happened?”
Philomena: “Sarah and Moesis are fighting!”
Hassanatu: “Let's go help her nah.”

by v2per July 15, 2023

Man on the mountain

n. - used to describe someone whose body of knowledge extends way beyond expert status. This is guy who the gurus climb the mountain to go ask a question.

Dude, my iPhone kept crapping out on me and it took 3 geniuses scratching their heads before we went to go see the man on the mountain. Problem solved.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz October 10, 2009

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

"I am Austrian, not German!"
"Yeah OK, mountain German"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

Mr mountain

The guy with the biggest dick and the biggest brain absolute peak of masculinity and the best teacher one could wish for.
His testosterone levels are higher than snoop dog

Maciej :Mr mountain is such a guy .
Ethan : ikr I would smash

by God at guitar 84 February 6, 2023

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014

Rule of the Mountain

Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.

According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!

by leggons May 1, 2015

Mountain Biscuits

Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.

Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.

by dockoty94 June 5, 2010