Mountain Coochie

When a woman's pussy is so clean and pristine that it's as fresh as mountain spring water.

"Rachel's got that fuckin' Mountain Coochie, my dude."

by MozzarellaSticksFuckingRule March 14, 2021

Man on the mountain

n. - used to describe someone whose body of knowledge extends way beyond expert status. This is guy who the gurus climb the mountain to go ask a question.

Dude, my iPhone kept crapping out on me and it took 3 geniuses scratching their heads before we went to go see the man on the mountain. Problem solved.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz October 10, 2009

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

"I am Austrian, not German!"
"Yeah OK, mountain German"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

Molehill Mountaineer

A person who constantly and relentlessly takes the tiniest little thing, and blows it way out of preportion; like a five year old.

Kenny is such a Molehill Mountaineer, he only lost one game, not twenty.

by The Mad English July 23, 2016

Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.

This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever

by jlee6 March 2, 2010

mountain nigga

European decent from the mountain. Offen used in disgraceful manner.

I seen mountain nigga robbing pizza hut.

by jobie1 June 21, 2014

Mountain Turtle

A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.

I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.

by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019