Montana Deer

Montana Deer are the fiercest of all the mythical and wild animals. They murder mankind in order to reproduce, and with their mythical powers, harness the inner energy of man and use it to turn the murdering Montana Deer into 3 Montana Deer in a process known as Budding. All 3 Deer then shit piles of Apple Jacks. Also, they are commonly known to fight the South African Bear Cub in aerial battles of epic proportion. Montana Deer are always capitalized in literature.

Fuck dude! Its a Montana Deer!

Run before it turns you into Apple Jacks!

by lilpimpinbunny October 26, 2008

French Montana

A sexual position where a male tapes his penis between his legs (to make it appear that he has a vagina), assumes a horse stance, and performs analingus while humming Lil Wayne lyrics.

Did you hear Drake got caught giving Rihanna a French Montana at Build-A-Bear?

by Everclear Jones June 8, 2014

montana

A very beautiful, exciting state in the northwestern region of the United States.

Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.

I tried out my new Polaris Snow machine out by Billings.

by Jeffro July 20, 2008

Montana Stovepipe

Similar to fisting; involves grabbing your sleeve and inserting it fist and all into someone else's rectum. The next step, is to deftly remove your fist, leaving the sleeve in place, thus creating the 'stovepipe' out of the long sleeve.

My mom called in sick to work because her boyfriend gave her the Montana Stovepipe, and now she hasn't shit right for a week.

by GoldB69 November 11, 2007

montana milkshake

1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis

Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house

Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting

Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good

by Urban Chaos May 29, 2007

Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Montana Stick

A wooden pole of about 42 inches in length with an attached large mirror at the bottom end. The Montana Stick is used predominently in the act of bestiality so that the human may position the mirror to provide confirmation that his or her animal sex partner is smiling and having a good time.

"The accused woman with the strap on cannot be charged with animal cruelty because her Montana Stick indicated that the goat she was coupled with was enjoying himself"

by David Barrett April 3, 2006