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Monkeybath

A bath that is so hot that when you sit down in it you go 'Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah'.
I had a filthy day at work yesterday, so much so that I had to go for a monkeybath
by Geordie Paraguay-Remain September 14, 2010
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Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?
by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008
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Monkeybutt

An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.
Once you find a Monkeybutt, they will never leave your side.
by Kelephan September 10, 2011
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monkeying about

v, screwing around; waisting time; being off-task
"Stop monkeying about back there and get back to work!" said the angry boss.
by Garrett Wilkerson March 31, 2005
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Monkeys chuff

did you see that monkeys chuff ?
by b1nn7 August 25, 2006
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monkeybutt

The condition resulting from inadequate wiping of the anus following defecation, which can cause the afflicted to appear monkey-like as they dig in their butt, trying to appease the itching.
"Man I have a severe case of monkeybutt. I need to use your bathroom for a few minutes."
by JeremiahN July 27, 2007
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Sea Monkeys

a toilet full of little turds, some floating some submerged, some Picassoed to the toilet wall.
Everytime I go to Janice's house for dinner I love to Picasso the toliet with sea monkeys before we eat.
by masterspraypainter January 12, 2009
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