Moit

Used by chavs as a way of saying "To fuck someone up."

(To cause severe physical damage to another person)

Don't talk shit about my mum or you're gonna get fuckin moited mate

Last night my bro got moited at the park by some weed smokers

by DAVE THE MOITER August 4, 2018

moisty mire

The prestigious swampy lands of Fortnite: Battle Royale; also, my undercarriage

“Quick! Let’s get to the moisty mire before my mire gets moist”

by Moistymire January 26, 2018

Moit

A term used between australian males when you cant be fucked saying there name often used between friends

usually accompanied by a self dacking or as a greeting

G'DAY MOOOOIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!

pull your pants up moit....

mate ranga gday dack double dack

by aussie mate3214 May 28, 2009

Full Monty

1. totally naked for the benefit of another person, as in the 1997 movie "The Full Monty"
2. full erection

taken from the movies' description- The women cheer them on to go for "the full monty" - total nudity. She was totally surprised when she returned to find him standing in the doorway with no clothes on and a Full Monty.

by SgettiEddi June 20, 2011

Moisty

When a female is participating in a non-sexual, feminine activity that abruptly results in the female getting wet by herself or while in the company of her female friend/friends.

Moisty is the female equivalents of a Broner

I cleaned my house so well that it gave me a moisty.

Cindy, the way you baked that cake gave me a moisty.

Shanana, you did my weave so good it gave me a moisty.

by LU SAACS November 3, 2009

Monty

a person who dates or hooks up with a friend of a close family member in secrecy.

He had sex with his sister's best friend, and she doesn't know? Such a Monty.

SHE'S DATING HER DAD'S BESTFRIEND'S SON?! WHAT A MONTY MOVE.

by Montianna August 20, 2013

Morty'd

To do all that is possible to make sure a sentence is unreadable by scrambling words, misspelling words, or just flat out not knowing the words..

Today I wished my computer had grammar check cause I Morty'd my whole term paper and got an F.
OR
Man, can you guys figure out what Ed just wrote? "ok CUT THE CRAP AND GET THE TIME IN!!!! I DON'T WANT BE TALKING TO YOU PEOPLE NEXT WEEK WHEN DUB'S OFF!!!!!" He Morty'd the hell out of that!

by Ernesto Disiro May 7, 2009