Moist McGilton

the sensual insertion of ones tongue into the eye of another.

not only did she kiss me, she gave me a moist mcgilton.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Moist Michael

A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.

The female version is called a Moist Michelle.

I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'

by texas_lexus January 10, 2011

moist pasty

Someone who does not often choose to do activities because they are afraid. Synonym for whimp/melt.

I like tom but he is a bit of a moist pasty

by Priestley11210 November 28, 2016

Moist Butthole

When certain men become aroused, they secrete lubricating pheremones from their anal cavity.

After transformers I had some serious MOIST BUTTHOLE.

by Dr. Luong Wang November 15, 2011

moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy

My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!

by My moist is critical December 29, 2022

moist vagina

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.

She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009

moist glue

Moist glue is sperm that gets all over your leg during a sexual act.

Sometimes I lick the moist glue.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG May 11, 2017