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milrange

A word to describe the lameness and general awkwardness of the 69 sex position. The word comes from the idea that combining two good things, performing oral sex and receiving oral sex, would create something good. Instead 69 is more like the combination of milk and orange juice, milrange, which doesn't even sound appealing.
We tried to 69, but it just ended up being really milrange.
by Prinks April 21, 2008
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Mira

Mira has to be the best person you know. People call her weird but they're secretly jealous of her. She's hilarious, outgoing and a very bubbly person. She has an amazing and unique sense of humor that always manages to crack you up. She is gorgeous although she denies it. She somehow knows everything about everyone but only shares what needs to be shared and should be shared. She can keep a secret better than anybody else. She has a pretty big group of friends but only a couple friends are considered her best friend, that she has millions of inside jokes with. She has a laugh that instantly puts a smile to your face. She always makes you feel better and she will stand up to what she knows is right. She will never judge you, although she is scared she'll be judged. Despite her fears of being judged, she will always be herself. She is a very forgiving person, even if that means forgiving the wrong people. She will make you feel better no matter how big your problem is, and always will find a way to solve it. It's hard to get in an argument with her because her opinion almost always the correct one. She dreams about her future a lot. Mira is a funny, charming, unique, loving person that will make you many memories of being there friend! If a Mira is in your life, have fun with them and make sure to become friends with it for an amazing opportunity of a friendship!
Me: Mira, you're amazing
Mira: Haha, no you are

Me: Why does nobody have a crush on me?
Mira: I have a crush on you!

Somebody: Global warming isn't real
Mira: Neither is your mom's boobs
by I_Am_Sashimi December 31, 2020
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"Man, you're giving me a testicular migraine... you're a pain in my balls"
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mira

a shy, nervous girl who just wants to get through life. her boobs and ass are natural and she always whines about wanting a platonic sugar mommy. she bottles up her feelings and anger which leads her to explode sometimes and she always feels guilty about it. she doesn't like drama and would be the most upset when someone doesn't like her. she's trying her best, so please be patient with her.
mira is so shy, she barely speaks!
by hyunjinnies September 3, 2018
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My dick migrane

when u continously slap your cock on the female partners head until the female partner has a migrane from the pain
God damn it claire u got to stop the my dick migranes on weekdays you suck dick now you havent sold one magazine bith
by mark L Twain June 24, 2008
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Bulge Migration

A process that occurs as women age. When women are young their curiosity is fixated on the bulge in the front of a man's trousers. As they age they become much less concerned with this and their curiosity is placed in the size of the bulge in the man's rear pocket. So, women look for the bulge to migrate front to back as they age.
The MILF bypassed the hansome young man with ripped abs, and gravitated toward the man with the expensive watch and designer suit, even though he was butt ugly, 75 pounds over weight, and was 20 years her senior. The young mans' self assurance was shattered by a classic case of bulge migration.
by Lone Wolf Jax November 12, 2011
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Hair Migration

When a man's hair slowly makes its way from the top of his head down to his back and ass.
Did you see Bill at the beach? He's in the middle of a full-scale hair migration! He's got more hair on his back than on his head.
by TheBigHouse June 13, 2014
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