Mitch Jones

The pussy magnet of the twitch hoes

That's what's up! That's Mitch Jones!

by the phene February 28, 2021

mitch s.

a really nice guy. sometimes oblivious to whats right in front of him. obsessed with cod and prank calling. funny and sweet. but a little hot and cold.

I wish mitch s. would like me.

by qwertyuio<3 August 6, 2011

Giving Mitch

A term for Oral Sex. Unlike giving head it refers to both genders.

"Hey Jackson, Paul was telling me how he picked up this girl last night and she gave him Mitch. He said he was Giving Mitch to her for like an Hour. He is such a playa"

by Peter Kings February 26, 2010

runny mitch

The fecal river that cascades down ones legs during a run when no bathroom can be found. Usually the result of a Taco Bell feast or bad cheese. In the event of a runny mitch immediately take off your shoes and throw away your socks as things tend to pool up quickly.

Did you see Bob Blum today on the track, he had such a runny mitch.

by Fleazz March 3, 2017

Mitch Mango

The one who's better than Harry Styles, his guitarist

My dad bought me tickets for the Harry Styles concert! can't wait to see Mitch Mango

by glossgaga January 11, 2021

Mitch Lucker

A man who sang for Suicide Silence. Who tragically died November 1, 2012 due to a motorcycle accident. Mitch Lucker was in the band from 2002-2012. His band and him self did many thing to help others in many ways as they could.

Sad Mitch Lucker died so young.

by I.need.a.life1213 April 13, 2020

mitch itch

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.

"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."

by Jermain Masters April 15, 2008